Car Seat Headrest - Beach Fagz

Woke up, had a boner
Dragged a comb across my boner
I said, "It's high time
For us to experience high tide"

No thanks, I don't drink
And, oh, God, are you drunk?
What you've done?
This vibrato isn't helping things much

No one should trust my statement of faith
'Cause I didn't make eye contact
And I kept touching my face

Be honest
But not that honest
Be honest
But not that honest

I think I know where the bathrooms are here
I've been going to this restaurant for 17 years
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me

You're no spencer and I'm no Dan
But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me

Not that honest
Well, be honest
Not that honest
Be honest
Not that honest
Well, be honest
Not that honest

You said, “Why don’t you just grab the brush from Da Vinci
And tell him how he could be doing it better?”
I said
“You’re supposed to call him Leonardo”

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead

I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish